a16z has a Speedrun. We have a Cocaine Run. If you aren't vibrating, you're moving too slow.
No 10-week curriculum. No "finding your narrative." No workshops with associates who have never shipped a line of code. The only metric is the frequency of your heart rate and your commits.
Who this is for
Founders who have been vibrating since they were six.
Engineers who view mentorship as a bottleneck.
Anyone who realized 2026 AI is mostly overpriced API wrappers and wants to ship something that actually does something.